Geeky in the bad way

12:00am: http://bm03.livejournal.com/100387.html

1:16am: http://bm03.livejournal.com/100173.html

12:01am: http://bm03.livejournal.com/100009.html

1:26am: http://bm03.livejournal.com/99608.html

(I don't even update this any more!)

1:18am: Guess what?
http://bm03.livejournal.com/99362.html

1:18am: http://bm03.livejournal.com/99184.html

2:51am: http://bm03.livejournal.com/97524.html

8:35pm: http://bm03.livejournal.com/97056.html

4:39pm: "nobs"
Lunch was entended by two hours because the power in the office went. I currently have not just a cup of tea but also a packet of mini hob-nobs. Life is good.

12:08am: http://bm03.livejournal.com/91512.html

1:50am: Late!
http://bm03.livejournal.com/91217.html

6:08pm: "pre-teenage girls"
A brief discussion on the BBFC's decision to ban the game Manhunt 2 with one-time GamesTM freelancer and former Head of State, Iain turned into an incredibly rambling, multi-layered discussion touching on game censorship, the current gaming political climate in the UK, government support for the games industry, the very concept of art itself, and not one, but two implied threats of non-consentual anal intercourse.

( If you can turn this into anything that resembles one coherent argument, then more power to you. )

2:11am: "clearly stealing"
That's it. Microsoft are clearly stealing my thoughts.

*applies tin-foil hat*

12:53am: "you"
It was Svet's ninjas, I tell you!

8:56pm: No comment.

9:06pm: "posting up"
Some time ago, you may remeber me posting up my Mario Kart DS friend code.

I have recently invested in a copy of Picross DS- which you all should too, because it's great- and my friend code for that is as follows:

206259-263437

Happy addage!

10:22pm: "swearing for the sake of swearing"
...and that's Uni over and done with, or at least it was at noon. I am now officially unemployed, although I prefer the term "recovering student".

Afterwards, me and Andy went to go see Magicians, which was pretty decent- it's not amazing, it's certainly not as funny as Peep Show, or at least not in the same way, and there's quite a lot of swearing for the sake of swearing, but that's balanced out by plenty of gratuitous shots of Jessica Stevenson's glorious cleavage. Oh yes. And a fairly decent storyline, and a handful of good gags, obviously.

12:30am: "PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE"
Coming onto LJ to make this post, I discovered that LiveJournal has just brought back the birthday reminder emails. Appropriately enough, they posted it up on my birthday.

Now, if only they'd done it a bit SOONER, somebody might have SAID SOMETHING. Now I've got to be PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE and not comment on other people's journals, as if I'm not TALKING to them. Thanks a FUCKING lot!

Anyway- that post I was originally going to make:

There's an Opera-tan! There's an Opera-tan!

4:54pm: "blubber"
Will I ever do a proper update? Who knows?

( In the meantime, YouTubery )

5:50pm: "fur"
I just put my cup of tea down on the floor. When I picked it up, the base of the cup had developed a layer of fur. I think it's about time I vacuumed...

1:11am: "razor"
There are two hundred and eighty eight fucking strips in that comic! The last thing you should ever do before I'm about to go to bed is give me a new webcomic to read, especially one with that many strips! You absolute bitch! I've got to get up in the morning!, etc.

Uh. Yes. Anyway. Not feeling so good, as demonstrated in MSN theatre:

[23:42] F!LL: oi oi
[23:43] beemoh.co.uk: evening
[23:43] F!LL: how goes your fine self
[23:43] beemoh.co.uk: not well :(
[00:46] F!LL: y u not well?
[00:50] beemoh.co.uk: manflu™
[00:50] F!LL: nice job with the tm
[00:50] beemoh.co.uk: TY
[00:50] F!LL: i appreciate it
[00:52] beemoh.co.uk: been ill since wednesday- felt like my head was going to explode
[00:58] beemoh.co.uk: flatmate has kindly donated some beechams, incidentally
[00:59] F!LL: hurray!
[00:59] beemoh.co.uk: although she's a pharmacy student, so I'm worried that it might be less "beechams" and more "coursework"
[00:59] F!LL: LOL
[00:59] F!LL: case study
[01:00] F!LL: her own concoction
[01:00] beemoh.co.uk: it *is* orange
[01:00] beemoh.co.uk: I, personally, can't think of anything in nature that comes in orange
[01:00] beemoh.co.uk: apart from, of course, the Orange.
[01:00] beemoh.co.uk: (clue's in the name, see)
[01:02] F!LL: still not ill enough to blunt your razor sharp wit i see
[01:02] beemoh.co.uk: god no

Now had it been 'wit' and not my actual train of thought, it would have been far funnier.

Other news: stuff! Woo.

7:58pm: "think"
You know, I think the fact that I get this explains an awful lot...

12:02am: It's snowing! It's snowing! </child>

3:45am: "shouldn't give"
Right. If there's one thing that they shouldn't give people who have been drinking, it's a bouncy castle.

If there's two, it's a bouncy castle and the music of Girls Aloud.

10:48pm: "the coast"
Hang on...

An abandoned island off the coast of Japan?

Where have I seen that before?